Ian Haworth

Ian Haworth

Cockroach Milk? No Thanks

Snap, Crackle and Poop.

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Ian Haworth
Jan 17, 2023
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It’s obvious the Left is coming after everything we love.

We can’t use gas stoves, because God forbid we enjoy food that’s not dangerously undercooked or burnt to a crisp. We can’t drive gas cars, because Greta might get angry with us. We can’t even eat real meat. 

But this all seemed sensible when I saw an even crazier suggestion last week on Twitter: th…

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